Today I found out that I will be heading to Dallas for a new job opportunity. I'm from Texas so my entire family was thrilled with the news. Each of my parents got special phone calls and when I reached my mom this was how the conversation played out...Mom: Hola Clarita!
Me: Hey Mom...Are you sitting down?
Mom: Why? Do you have news?
Me: Yes I have big news. Wait did you talk to people already?
Mom: No, No, No Tell me! Oh gosh what's going on?
Me: Well I was calling to tell you that..
Mom: [shouting] YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED!
Me: Uh What?! Mom. Seriously? I'm not even dating anyone right now.
Mom: Oh ok. I just figured well...I don't know I was hoping. Umm. Well. Oh. Ok so what's the news?
Me: Oh. I'm just...I'm moving to Dallas
Mom: Well that's fun too! Can I decorate your new place?
Watch out Texas...Here I come!
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